Why Some Men Have Gundogs & Not Wives

Why Some Men Have Gundogs And Not Wives:


1. The later you are, the more excited your gundogs are to see you.

2. Gundogs don't notice if you call them by another gundog's name.

3. Gundogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A Gundog's parents never visit.

5. Gundogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a gundog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Gundogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Gundogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A gundog will not wake you up at night to ask?
"If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a gundog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper or give them away.

11. If a gundog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad!
They just think it's interesting.

And last, but certainly not least:


12. If a gundog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.